Foot in mouth

Funny stuff from my wife tonight:

1. While shopping in Target with grumpy 2-year-old who needs to keep moving or she gets grumpier (like a shark), Mommy stops to dawdle in the school supplies. When prodded to move along she barks “I’m getting tape for Christmas!” Check your calendar. Yes, it is Aug. 13.

2. Shortly after said trip to Target and en route to Coldstone: “We don’t have time in our lives for dessert.” Um…

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