At this moment I have 3 furnace installers downstairs, my father-in-law is repairing a leak in our bathroom, and my brother-in-law is coming over to check on his furnace disposal handiwork. (Stop looking at me with the those judging eyes. Need your computer fixed or your network installed? I’m your man. But when it comes to home repairs like this, I call in experts.) We should have both heat and running water again tonight. Huzzah!